I want to junk punch Robert Pattison. And while he is writhing on the ground, I will rub self-tanning lotion all over his face. Sorry Abby and Jess.
By the way, I want to dedicate one day a week to nominations from other people. Are there any people in your life that need a junk punch? Vent it here.
can I junk punch my face? I got a chemical peel on Saturday and I basically look like a zombie today. Dark, dry, dead patches of skin that are lifting up and some are begininng to peel. It's foul and I have to go to work today and interact with judgmental college kids. No thanks.
oooh. ouch. Seems like you already junk punched yourself. Thanks for the laugh though. Is it really that bad? And for the record, you are not the first person I think of when I think of people who need a chemical peel. Good luck friend!
I am just excited about my shout out...even if it did have to come in the form of shaming r.patz...and yes, i just wrote r.patz...people are going to think i am a 13 year old girl.
You will be happy to know that at Knott's Scary Farm this year they hung Robert Pattinson. they only hang one person a year and this year it was him. I was excited. Thought it was appropriate to tell you.
can I junk punch my face? I got a chemical peel on Saturday and I basically look like a zombie today. Dark, dry, dead patches of skin that are lifting up and some are begininng to peel. It's foul and I have to go to work today and interact with judgmental college kids. No thanks.
ReplyDeleteoooh. ouch. Seems like you already junk punched yourself. Thanks for the laugh though. Is it really that bad? And for the record, you are not the first person I think of when I think of people who need a chemical peel. Good luck friend!
ReplyDeleteI am just excited about my shout out...even if it did have to come in the form of shaming r.patz...and yes, i just wrote r.patz...people are going to think i am a 13 year old girl.
ReplyDeleteYou will be happy to know that at Knott's Scary Farm this year they hung Robert Pattinson. they only hang one person a year and this year it was him. I was excited. Thought it was appropriate to tell you.
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